Why thank you, Planeswalkers!
I am absolutely thrilled that you would leave behind so much fresh, new material for me!
Phyrexia loves you!
Didn't Yawgmoth end up with a way to traverse the planes? Although then again, he WAS a God, although I'm perfectly sure you're qualified enough to duplicate his works...
Sadly, many of his works were lost with his death.
Including the method to travel the Planes. However, given that we are superior to his old work, I imagine Jin-Gitaxias will come up with something in due time.
So, I hear you're looking for a way to traverse the planes.
That I am, Demon.
However, the will of Phyrexia will never be used to your ends as it cannot be manipulated! So do not even begin to think that you can bargain with us.
However, it would behoove you to embrace the love of Phyrexia with open arms and let us into your life.
phyrexia is mega dum LOL fuk u and ur worship jesus shit LOL fuk u fuk u fuk u fuk u
I’d like to find out what happens when you put an imp through The Orthodoxy’s processes but Sheoldred, unfortunately, will not allow it.
I think that they would be lovely.
Elesh-Norn. Although the Dross Mistress is who I follow, and Her whispers are my guide, I still respect your ability to love even the forsaken.
Forgive me if I take your praise with a grain of salt.
Considering that you are Sheoldred’s underling, I cannot help but think that you have some ulterior motive.
Thank you, Skithiryx. I hope that one day The Orthodoxy can grace your purpose!
((My. Favorite. Card. I have a deck it's just White Phyrexia. Hail the Machine Orthodoxy! All shall be one!))
It always pleases me to see a devoted follower of the Orthodoxy in a Plane we have not reached yet!
This way we know that people are ready to help us convert the unwashed masses and show them the light.
How will your community grow if no one can have children? Cloning?
How quaint!
The tiny equine thinks that death is final. The love of Phyrexia easily overcomes such frivolous concepts of death. Every single part of every single being furthers the spread of joy that Phyrexia brings!
Even when I remove your foolish patronizing mouth and gut your horrible corpulent mass, you will have a use, little pony. You will have a use.
Oh great Elsh-Norn! Who is your greatest enemy in life?
My greatest enemy…
I’m afraid I have none, dear! I love and forgive all things in the Multiverse! Why else would I bring them the love and glory of Phyrexia?
Dear Elesh Norn, how can a mere creature made from flesh and skin and bones, become one of the ranks of your cenobites?
Simple!
You either Planeswalk over here or allow us access to Planar Transportation and then we will convert you. If you are worthy, then you will become a Cenobite! If not, you will still serve the Orthodoxy in your own special way!
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